» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts
to anyone who messages me:
this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen
THE COLOR LOOKS SO RIGHT
Pew Pew pew
antonio banderas had a similar problem filming once upon a time in mexico; he was used to filming gunfights using real guns loaded w/ blanks and he had to use fake guns in one scene and he kept making pew pew noises with his mouth without realizing he was doing it
Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.